The Morning Benders - Excuses

There's this. But the song is just hanging there, doing nothin'.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS UP.
People keep trying to get me to go bowling with them, but shit, every ball is so heavy and it makes my wrists hurt. I don't know what else to suggest, so I just end up going anyway. But what the hell, what about miniature golf? Right? That shit is amazing, its all artistic and deep, and bowling is just all straight ahead, you know what I mean.

*opens box*

YOU DO KNOW WHAT I MEAN!